This year for me has been far from good. It has been like one of those evenings where you get home after a long day and as you take a shower, a blackout occurs. There’s soap in your eyes and cold water hitting you on the back and you can’t see shit. You grope on […]
Category: Profundity
Pinky Ring
On a star-studded cold Friday night, I am seated on a friend’s couch in his apartment along Thika Road. It’s a new maroon couch but it looks like it’s already seen better days. The TV is playing something on YouTube. Cardi B, I think. One of her million collabos. Songs you hear and immediately realize […]
Party Lovers
My attraction towards her is solely caused by the imaginations I have of what I’d want to do her on a bed. She doesn’t know this. She’s in a circle of four girls. They’re all holding red cups with liquor. One of them has a dying cig hanging from her fingers. I am staring at […]
A Shaggy Dog Story
My dog breaks my heart as I watch old age drain the life out of her. She’s a girl, my dog, but she’s no bitch. She goes by Tommy. And Tommy is 10 now – 66 in dog years.
How to Survive Social Media: A Guide
Believe deep in your heart that social media was made for you, that it is yours and you deserve it. Believe that the world revolves around you and that your followers care. Your mantra should be: PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME. Also believe that you directly influence your followers’ lives, that you inspire them and they […]